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PostSubject: Today's Daft Joke - 09.05.2017.    Tue May 09, 2017 7:12 pm

A Lady jumps into the hackney carriage and tells the driver to get her to the railway station as quickly as possible. The driver whips the horse into motion and proceeds to lash its hind quarters most cruelly to get more speed.

 

The Lady was quite upset at the pain being inflicted on the horse and said to the driver "Have you no other method to encourage him to go quickly"

 

The driver replied "Yes maam, but I usually save his balls for the hill".

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 09.05.2017.    Thu May 11, 2017 3:30 am

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