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PostSubject: Today's Daft Joke - 10.05.2017.    Wed May 10, 2017 1:45 pm

A man came home early from work and found his wife in bed with her lover. (None of them were Irish, Poles, Kiwis, Aussies or Poms - you can decide on the nationality of your own choosing in order to keep the thought police at bay)....

 

He lifted him out of bed by his ears and dragged him downstairs to the garden shed whereupon he clamped his penis in a vice and threw the handle away. He then picked up a sharp knife.

 

"My God" cried the lover "you're not going to cut it off"

 

"No" came the reply "That's what you're gonna do - I'm going to set fire to the shed"

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 10.05.2017.    Thu May 11, 2017 3:28 am

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