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PostSubject: Today's Daft Joke - 16.06.2017.    Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:42 pm

While attending a Marriage Guidance Weekend Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

Ken leaned over, touched Janet's arm gently, and whispered,

"Homepride Self Raising, isn't it?"

And thus began Ken's life of celibacy

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 16.06.2017.    Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:52 pm

may I join you?

Warning! Beware scam being used on older men
I feel its important that older men should be made aware of this terrible scam which is taking advantage of men shopping on their own.
I was at the supermarket putting shopping in my car when I was approached by two young attractive women. I know it was very hot that day as they were both wearing very short skirts and tiny skimpy tops.
They asked me if I would mind giving them a lift to the local burger place which I agreed to do.
Once I pulled into the parking at the burger restaurant to let them out, the one in the passenger seat suddenly threw herself across me pushing her ample breasts into my face. While she was doing this her friend on the back seat must have rifled through my trouser pockets as I later realised my wallet was missing.
This happened to me in Tescos Carpark on the 11th May........and again on the 12th, 13th, 14th and will probably happen again this weekend.

Just to let you know that my local charity shops sell second hand wallets for a pound or at least they did before I bought up their stock.
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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 16.06.2017.    Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:28 pm

Alan you are a hoot  smile and make me laugh
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