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PostSubject: Today's Daft Joke - 18.06.2017.    Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:44 pm

Paddy and Mick in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. Paddy walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

 

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

 

Paddy, "I'll go ask Mick," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

 

"All right. How long do you need them?"

 

Paddy paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

 

After a while, Paddy returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 18.06.2017.    Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:05 am

reminds me of eric sykes and the plank!
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