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PostSubject: The baker   Sun Jun 25, 2017 5:56 pm

A man walks into a bakery. All the cakes in the shop are a pound except for one, which costs two pounds. So he asks the baker "Why is this one two pounds?".

"That one?" the baker replies. "That's madeira cake."

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PostSubject: Re: The baker   Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:51 pm

GROAN !

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PostSubject: Re: The baker   Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:53 pm

Gandalph wrote:
GROAN !

I'm not surprised

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PostSubject: Re: The baker   Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:03 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The baker   Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:36 am

Oh yes

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