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PostSubject: make me feel like a woman!   Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:48 pm

As an aeroplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
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PostSubject: Re: make me feel like a woman!   Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:11 pm

Groan

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PostSubject: Re: make me feel like a woman!   Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:30 pm

She should just have had a tantrum..... morn It's what women do

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PostSubject: Re: make me feel like a woman!   Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:51 am

well I would have been happy to see her "tan" trum ta trum ta trum ta ta!
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