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PostSubject: Today's Daft Joke - 26.06.2017.    Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:43 pm

Jake, a butcher just out of trade school in Canada applies for and gets a job, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters. The first project he gets is to cut up a moose to put in the freezer.

He finally gets the moose cut up and is putting it into bags and marking them carefully with the contents: chops, rump steak, ribs, sirloin, etc, etc.

When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is still left with a pile of unidentifiable moose parts.

At a loss as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into one large bag and labels them.........."Moosellaneous."

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 26.06.2017.    Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:01 am

Biggest GROAN ever.

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 26.06.2017.    Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:19 pm

And another from me Alan. GROAN !

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