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PostSubject: Today's Daft Joke - 01.07.2017.    Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:43 pm

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 183 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we have received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 01.07.2017.    Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:35 am

No more than you would expect. drum

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 01.07.2017.    Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:22 pm

nice one alan - you can join my club! guitar
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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 01.07.2017.    Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:11 pm

Good one Alan. drumdrum

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