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PostSubject: drunken wives!   Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:21 pm

My wife staggered home really late last night, she looked really rough and stunk of booze. I said "And what time do you call this?" She said "I didn't have any money to get home, So I had to have sex with the train driver"
I said "What?, and it's took you until now!?"
She replied "Well, I had just finished, but then the ticket inspector got on"
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PostSubject: Re: drunken wives!   Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:37 am


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PostSubject: Re: drunken wives!   Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:47 pm

Good one davo. drumdrum

Nearly as good looking as andsome. 

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PostSubject: Re: drunken wives!   Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:57 pm

You can't beat a good bonking joke..... drum

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