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PostSubject: the royals   Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:54 am

Prince Phillip and Prince Harry are dining in one of London's top restaurants.

The waiter comes over and asks what they would like to order.

"I'll have two rare steaks, my good fellow," said Phillip.

Waiter: "Does sir mean two bloody steaks?"

Phillip: "Yes, quite right, old chap. Two bloody steaks."

Harry: "And plenty of ****ing chips!"
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PostSubject: Re: the royals   Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:35 pm

Another good one davo. drumdrum

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PostSubject: Re: the royals   Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:14 pm

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PostSubject: Re: the royals   Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:19 pm

You are welcome Sir. I do enjoy a good laugh.

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PostSubject: Re: the royals   Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:36 pm

we should catch up for a drink sometime?
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PostSubject: Re: the royals   Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:48 pm

If you ever come to Scotland again PM me and I will give you my address. If ever I have the chance to come to Oz I will PM you and let you know. How about that then?

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PostSubject: Re: the royals   Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:10 pm

it's a deal

talkin of which I am now re-visiting Hamish McBeth series - one of the best IMO - I visited Plockton when I was over there and now the memories come flooding back. we started back to front heading to Aultbay with a nights stop at lochness of course where I saw my first angus live -what a magnificent beasty!

we spent a few days in aultbay with old friends - somehow they had beaten the authorities and bought a prime piece of land on which to build a modern crofter. we then headed south stopping at  various sites and one was plockton and the Isle of Sky all distant memories now
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