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PostSubject: Todays Daft Joke - 11.07.17   Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:10 am

A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, two giraffes and a duck, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman, a Polish guy, and a Scotsman walked into a bar.

The bartender said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"

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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 11.07.17   Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:24 am

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A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, two giraffes and a duck, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman, a Polish guy, and a Scotsman walked into a bar.

The bartender said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
groan  come on alan you can do better than that!!
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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 11.07.17   Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:42 pm

I sure could - but someone needs to show respect for the ladies here and show a modicum of good taste - so I like to keep 'em clean................. drum drum drum

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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 11.07.17   Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:34 pm

Why the 'Re-" Alan ?
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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 11.07.17   Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:40 pm

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Why the 'Re-" Alan ?

Dunno - the forum works in mysterious ways - so do I.

It may be something to do with me changing from Photobucket to Imgur or the effects of the Ides of March which are either late this year or too early for next year. It might even be the result of me copy and pasting summat without a thorough cheque.

Whatever the reason, which we will probably never solve, it is definitely an error.

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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 11.07.17   Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:49 am

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I sure could - but someone needs to show respect for the ladies here and show a modicum of good taste - so I like to keep 'em clean................. drum drum drum

your teeth you mean?? morn
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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 11.07.17   Wed Jul 12, 2017 6:32 am

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Why the 'Re-" Alan ?

Dunno - the forum works in mysterious ways - so do I.

It may be something to do with me changing from Photobucket to Imgur or the effects of the Ides of March which are either late this year or too early for next year. It might even be the result of me copy and pasting summat without a thorough cheque.

Whatever the reason, which we will probably never solve, it is definitely an error.
Well now you are a moderator you can rectify the errors so I don't have to
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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 11.07.17   Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:58 am

I have discovered that the actual reason for the insertion of "Re" in the title was as follows.

I post each joke on another forum and have just started using the Edge browser rather than IE which has become unreliable.

If I post the joke on the other forum first - when I come here to post it, when I click in the title box and enter the letters "Tod" a box drops down with all the box entries previously made for Today's Daft Joke or Today's daft Pictures etc. I select the one made for todays date and the whole title with the date is entered, without me having to type it each time again.

This has always worked fine with IE but it appears that EDGE prefaces the pasted title with the word "Re" which I failed to notice.

I shall have to remember not to forget to recall the need for deleting Re each time.

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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 11.07.17   Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:38 am

how fascinating I'm sure!! groan
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