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PostSubject: deep in the mire??   Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:51 am

I'm in deep trouble.

My fiancée has found out about my girlfriend and they're both on their way to my house.

I'd better send the wife to the shops or something.
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PostSubject: Re: deep in the mire??   Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:38 pm

You had better sink a few Tinnies mate. Then you can have a kip on the patio and look all innocent when they get there.

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PostSubject: Re: deep in the mire??   Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:53 pm

don't know about that gandalph these are vicious women who have long nails!! cool
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PostSubject: Re: deep in the mire??   Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:05 pm

Suit of Armour comes to mind Davo.

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PostSubject: Re: deep in the mire??   Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:57 pm

yes gandalph I once made love to a woman who had a perfume called 'suite of Ahmore' I passed out at the crucial moment awoke later dressed in armour -couldn't move a limb or is that a bono???
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PostSubject: Re: deep in the mire??   Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:12 pm

Quite possible you couldn't move either davo. cool

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PostSubject: Re: deep in the mire??   Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:27 pm

well yes it could have been ethereum murgs dance
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