HomeHome  RegisterRegister  Log in  

Share | 
 

 Re: Todays Daft Joke - 18.07.17

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
AlanHo

avatar

Posts : 7423
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 80
Location : Solihull

PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 18.07.17   Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:52 pm

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland, clears his voice, and says to the crowd of drinkers "I hear you Irish think are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll bet $500 American dollars that no-one here can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 5 minutes." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.

 

One man even leaves. Ten minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.

 

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all one after the other.

 

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

 

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 10 minutes you were gone?".

 

The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".

___________________________________________________
This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour,  ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. whistle
Back to top Go down
davo
V.I.P Member
V.I.P Member
avatar

Posts : 2046
Join date : 2016-10-19
Location : OZ

PostSubject: Re: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 18.07.17   Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:23 pm

now that I like!
Back to top Go down
Gandalph
V.I.P Member
V.I.P Member
avatar

Posts : 1903
Join date : 2016-08-23
Age : 70
Location : Duns. Scottish Borders

PostSubject: Re: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 18.07.17   Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:50 am

Nice one Alan. drumdrumdrum

___________________________________________________
Nearly as good looking as andsome. 

Save a tree, eat a Beaver.

Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe".

Machine Specs:  iMac 27 with 5K Retina Display | Intel Core i7 with boost up to 4.2 GHz | 32 GB 1867 DDR3 SDRAM | 3 TB Fusion Drive | AMD Radeon R9 M395 with 2GB Video Memory |macOS Sierra 10.12.6| Apple iPad 4 16 MB iOS 10.3.3 | 16 GB Apple iPhone 4S iOS 9.3.5 |Apple 4th Generation TV with 64 GBytes.

Laptop: Novatech 15.4" | AMD Athlon 64 1.6 Ghz | 250 Gb Hard drive | 4 Gb DDR2 Ram | Windows 10 Pro 
Back to top Go down
 
Re: Todays Daft Joke - 18.07.17
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Posh and Becks Joke Tops Edinburgh Poll
» Fury as Frankie Boyle cracks 'joke' at expense of missing Madeleine McCann
» this is a joke right???????
» The Communist Manifesto: A Communist Confession of Faith
» EVER SEEN ANY DAFT OFFERS?

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Murgatroyd's Drop-in centre and Forum :: Fun and Games :: Have a Laugh-
Jump to: