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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 22.07.17   Sat Jul 22, 2017 4:45 pm

I saw my mate Bill this morning - he's only got one arm, bless him 

I shouted - "Where you off to, Bill?"

He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb."

Well I just cracked up and couldn't stop laughing then said, "That's gonna be a bit awkward isn't it?"

"Not really", he said, "I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard."

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PostSubject: Re: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 22.07.17   Sat Jul 22, 2017 4:57 pm

Good one Alan. drumdrum

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