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PostSubject: Any blondes around??   Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:57 pm

Subject: Blonde's year in review

January
Took  new scarf back to store because it was too tight. 

February 
Fired  from pharmacy job for failing to print  labels....
Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in  printer!!!

March
Got   really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box  said ' 2-4 years!'

April 
Trapped  on escalator for hours ...
Power went  out!!!

May


Tried  to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water  won't fit into those little packets!!! 

June
Tried  to go water skiing.......
Couldn't find a lake with a  slope. 

July
Lost  breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later that the  other swimmers cheated- they used their  arms!!!

August
Got  locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Darn car filled up with  water because convertible top was  open.

September 
The  capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???  

October
Hate  M & M's.....They are so hard to peel. 

November    
Baked  Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days  .
Instructions  said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! 

December
Couldn't  call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid  phone!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:33 am

Like it.

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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:49 am

This just goes to reinforce my belief that that are not all locked up yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Mon Jul 24, 2017 12:11 pm

well I've got 27 locked up in my back shed??
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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:07 pm

What you gonna do with them all davo?

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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:32 pm

now there''s a thought for a new story! " what do you do with 27 blondes locked up in a garden shed?"
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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Wed Jul 26, 2017 8:01 am

davo wrote:
now there''s a thought for a new story! " what do you do with 27 blondes locked up in a garden shed?"

Get 26 mates round.  That works out at one each. hat

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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:18 pm

"Get 26 mates round.  That works out at one each."   andsome


You are a very lucky lad to have so many. I just have the retired tractor driver who lives next door and the fish man who comes round every alternate Thursday.
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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:28 pm

Or get thirteen mates round. That would make it two each and and one thirteenth each of the Blonde that was left. Talk about unlucky thirteen. Looking at it the other way, it would make fourteen including davo but one would only get one while the others would have two each.

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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:40 pm

yer ferkin maths iz good gandalph : did i tell you how to teach maths to a blonde??  add a table; subtract her draws ; divide her legs ; insert your logarithm; deposit the solution and hope to God she doesn't multiply! groan
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PostSubject: Re: Any blondes around??   Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:28 pm

davo wrote:
yer ferkin maths iz good gandalph : did i tell you how to teach maths to a blonde??  add a table; subtract her draws ; divide her legs ; insert your logarithm; deposit the solution and hope to God she doesn't multiply! groan


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