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PostSubject: broadband in the bush?   Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:28 am

Getting ready for broadband in the bush!

LOGON: adding wood to make the Barbie hotter
MONITOR: keeping an eye on the Barbie
HARD DRIVE: making the trip back home without any tinnies
WINDOWS: what you close when the weather is cold
BYTE: what mozzies do
MICROCHIP: what’a left in the bag after you’ve eaten the chips
MODEM: what you did to the lawns
MAINFRAME: what holds the shed up
SEARCH ENNGINE: what you do when the ute won’t go
SERVER: the person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
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PostSubject: Re: broadband in the bush?   Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:34 pm

Very good davo. yes

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