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PostSubject: the deceased   Thu Jul 27, 2017 1:26 pm

A doctor looks at recently deceased patient and asks, "What were his final words?" The nurse replies, "None, Doctor - his wife was with him to the very end."
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PostSubject: Re: the deceased   Thu Jul 27, 2017 2:06 pm

I laughed aloud at that one - it's not far off the mark............. drum drum drum

I've also pinched it for use elsewhere. Thanks Davo... hat

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PostSubject: Re: the deceased   Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:31 pm

I don't get it?
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PostSubject: Re: the deceased   Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:26 pm

malcolm wrote:
I don't get it?

I think it means, The dieing man couldn't get a word in edgeways because his wife was all mouth Malcolm.  drum

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PostSubject: Re: the deceased   Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:17 pm

malcolm wrote:
I don't get it?
you are jokin aren't you Mal - takin a jimmy riddle?? drum
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