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PostSubject: Today's Daft Joke - 29.07.16   Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:53 am

A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it - you'll catch on again fast. Not only that, you will have private quarters and be paid twice as much as in the army".

On his first day at exactly eight o'clock to the very second, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, pulled back the bedclothes, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 29.07.16   Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:12 am

Like it drum

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 29.07.16   Sat Jul 29, 2017 1:53 pm

Classic Alan. drumdrum

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