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PostSubject: Todays Daft Joke - 30.07.17   Sun Jul 30, 2017 3:08 pm

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colours
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN

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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 30.07.17   Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:04 am

Like it. hat

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