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PostSubject: Erhm Erhm Erhm??   Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:00 am

Ambiguity and idiosyncrasies
 
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And one for Alan -  can an atheist get insurance against acts of god?
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PostSubject: Re: Erhm Erhm Erhm??   Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:00 am

Nice of you to think about me Davo.............. hat

The answer of course is that if I was offered such insurance I would turn it down.

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