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PostSubject: Mole Catcher Required   Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:35 pm

A mole has managed to scratch its way through our new artificial grass and is mocking me


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PostSubject: Re: Mole Catcher Required   Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:52 pm

I think a 12-bore shotgun is the usual deterrent.
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PostSubject: Re: Mole Catcher Required   Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:14 pm

The law of unforseen consequences strikes again
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PostSubject: Re: Mole Catcher Required   Fri Aug 04, 2017 5:00 pm

Holy moley   yes
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PostSubject: Re: Mole Catcher Required   Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:54 pm

I say ... isn't he cute!
Great how you managed to get him to pose for the photo .. that's one intelligent mole you've got there. Give him some cocktail sticks and he'll probably patrol the flowerbeds and go spearing slugs.  drum
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PostSubject: Re: Mole Catcher Required   Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:34 pm

Sags

You are not allowed to assume gender in this modern PC age.

It could be a she mole

It could be a trans-gender mole

etc.

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PostSubject: Re: Mole Catcher Required   Sun Aug 06, 2017 2:52 am

looks like a toad in the hole to me! [LGBT brand!]
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PostSubject: Re: Mole Catcher Required   Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:02 am

Nice cuddly toy there Alan, do you take it to bed with you?

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PostSubject: Re: Mole Catcher Required   Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:57 pm

Why would anyone take a mole to bed unless you refer to the wart/mole kind that I have a few of.

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PostSubject: Re: Mole Catcher Required   Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:06 pm

AlanHo wrote:
Why would anyone take a mole to bed unless you refer to the wart/mole kind that I have a few of.

well I have a mate who calls his wife "mole" in an endearing way of course he says she popped out of the bushes at a halloween party into his arms - so he takes a mole to bed each night - can you imagine cuddling a mole? rain
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