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PostSubject: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:04 am

how does Moses make tea? ....................??
Venison for dinner again!........................??
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.............................??
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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:42 am

Hebrews it
Oh dear
The details are sketchy

hat

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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:35 am

davo wrote:
how does Moses make tea? ....................?? correct
Venison for dinner again!........................?? slight error in spelling "oh deer"!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.............................??
correct

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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:46 am

But I lost interest
Give me the crepes
But it has a Liverpool

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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:50 am

I tried to catch fog................??
they told me I had tyoe A blood but................??
I changed my ipods name to titantic................??
jokes about german sausages are ..................??
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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:45 pm

jokes about german sausages are....the wurst
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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:11 pm

malcolm wrote:
jokes about german sausages are....the wurst

well done malcom!!
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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:19 pm

I'm disappointed - I get six questions right without any appreciation

Malcolm gets one right and earns the accolade "Well dome Malcolm".
I hate it when people suck up to their boss. batman

but mist
it was a type O
because it was easy to sync it

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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:57 pm

Well done Alan you are undoubtedly the forum genius yes
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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 6:49 pm

I'm no genius - I have a close friend who is. We call him Mr Google................ drum drum

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PostSubject: Re: Lexopiles anyone??   Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:36 pm

picks up chalk board and walks away ? murgs dance
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