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PostSubject: another joke for you!   Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:57 pm

I went to my local Garden Centre last week, in search of an atmospheric statue, to enhance the ambience, of a shady corner of the garden. I came across a large oriental looking fellow, sitting crossed legged, it looked like real stone, but was made of resin, and looked majestic, being wheeled across the car park on a trolley to the car. I raised the hatchback, and started to manoeuvre it into the boot, a kind young assistant chappie said “would you like a hand with that sir”, I said thank you but that won’t be necessary “it ain’t heavy he’s my Buddha”
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PostSubject: Re: another joke for you!   Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:38 am

Half a GROAN.

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