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PostSubject: a few funnies   Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:37 am

Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way.

Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.


I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken.

Met a girl dressed as an egg.

A question as old as time was answered.

The chicken. drum


Playing Doctors & Nurses with the wife last night could have gone better.

Maybe I shouldn't have diagnosed her 'clinically obese' yes

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PostSubject: Re: a few funnies   Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:09 pm

Naughty drum

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PostSubject: Re: a few funnies   Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:11 am

Davo, you are at it again. drumdrumdrum

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