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PostSubject: a fishy tale   Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:18 am

Mr Turtle was swimming lazily through the ocean when he saw his old friend Mr Squid. "Hi Squiddy!" he called out, "Long time no see".

"Hello again" said Mr. Squid with a smile "The thing is, I've been poorly. Must have been a dodgy shrimp I've eaten or something. I'm still not a hundred percent now but I thought it best to venture out even though I'm struggling to swim"

"Here, let me help you" said Mr. Turtle. With that, Mr Squid climbed on top of Mr Turtle's shell and off they went. A few miles later, Mr Shark appeared and suddenly flipping Mr Squid off of his back into the open jaws of M Shark, Mr Turtle said "Here you go Mr Shark, here's that sick squid I owe you."
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PostSubject: Re: a fishy tale   Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:57 am

Did you post that on porpoise? drum

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PostSubject: Re: a fishy tale   Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:22 am

I thought you were relaxing enjoying your holiday with your darling wife?? - don't worry about us alan!
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