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PostSubject: tony blair   Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:30 pm

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Tony Blair.

They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"Most people are giving about a gallon."

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PostSubject: Re: tony blair   Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:39 pm

If only they had done it when he was in power!.
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PostSubject: Re: tony blair   Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:19 pm

Brilliant Davo. Had I been in that traffic queue I would have willingly emptied my tank for the cause. yes

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