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PostSubject: the man, the dog and the pig!   Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:22 am

A man, a pig and a dog were the only survivors of a terrible shipwreck, as a result of which they found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there for a few weeks, they got into a ritual of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, and the breeze was warm and gentle. It was a perfect night for love. In such a romantic atmosphere, that pig gradually started looking better and better, and soon the guy rolled towards the pig and put his arm around it.

The dog was not happy with this and growled fiercely at the guy, until he removed his arm from the pig. Over the ensuing weeks, the trio continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no further cuddling.

Then there was another shipwreck, and this time the sole survivor was a beautiful young woman. Slowly, they nursed her back to health, and she was gradually introduced to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, warm gentle breeze; perfect for romance, the four of them lying there.

The guy started getting 'those' ideas again, so he leaned over towards the girl and said, "Er, would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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PostSubject: Re: the man, the dog and the pig!   Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:31 am

I thought that this had been on here before??

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PostSubject: Re: the man, the dog and the pig!   Sat Aug 26, 2017 1:57 pm

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A man, a pig and a dog were the only survivors of a terrible shipwreck, as a result of which they found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there for a few weeks, they got into a ritual of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, and the breeze was warm and gentle. It was a perfect night for love. In such a romantic atmosphere, that pig gradually started looking better and better, and soon the guy rolled towards the pig and put his arm around it.

The dog was not happy with this and growled fiercely at the guy, until he removed his arm from the pig. Over the ensuing weeks, the trio continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no further cuddling.

Then there was another shipwreck, and this time the sole survivor was a beautiful young woman. Slowly, they nursed her back to health, and she was gradually introduced to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, warm gentle breeze; perfect for romance, the four of them lying there.

The guy started getting 'those' ideas again, so he leaned over towards the girl and said, "Er, would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

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