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PostSubject: Sweet temptations!   Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:08 am

A boy is walking along the road, when a car pulls up alongside him.

"If you get in my car," says the driver, "I'll give you a bag of sweets."

The boy ignores him.

"OK," says the driver. "Get in my car and you can have two bags of sweets and £5."

The boy ignores him.

The driver says, "Listen, if you'll just get in the car, I'll give you all the sweets you want and £20."

The boy turns to the driver and says, "Dad, for the last time, I'm not getting in that Skoda."
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PostSubject: Re: Sweet temptations!   Tue Aug 29, 2017 12:38 pm

I don't blame the lad davo. I wouldn't get into a Skoda for all the tea in China. yes

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PostSubject: Re: Sweet temptations!   Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:47 pm

I would get into one. Since VW took them over they have surged forwards and now make some excellent vehicles. 

That is an old joke from old times :

Other Skoda jokes.

Q, Why does a Skoda have a heated rear window
A: so you can keep your hands warm when you push it

Q: What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof
A: A skip

Q: What is the difference between a Skoda and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Q: What's the difference between a Skoda and a brothel?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving a brothel.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Skoda's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What do you call a Skoda at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.

Q: What do you call two Skodas at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a Skoda with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: What is the Skoda owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a real car.

Q: What do you call a Skoda with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.

Q: How do you double the value of a Skoda?
A: Fill the tank with fuel.

Q: What do you call a Skoda with 200,000 miles on it?
A: A lie.

Q: Why are Skoda dealers giving away a dog with each Skoda sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

Q: Why are the latest Skodas so aerodynamically streamlined?
A: It improves the tow truck's fuel consumption.

Q: What is the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

Q: How can they improve a Skoda?
A: Put a Toyota engine in it.

Q: What did the Toyota say to the Skoda on the side of the road?
A: Rust-in-peace.

Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Skodas?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

Q: How do you make a Skoda go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What's the difference between a golfball and a Skoda?
A: A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.

Q: What is the difference between a Skoda and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

Q: What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
A: Max speed - 30 mph - Skodas do best you can.

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent own a Skoda.

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