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PostSubject: Joke for 04/09/17   Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:15 am

Two members of the Conservatve Club where having their mid-day brandy snifters and cigars when one said "I say Charles, I saw your Bentley in the car park on the way in and it is in a terrible state. Its covered in mud, grass, tree branches and what looks like blood smeared across the front"

His Colleague replied "Well Rupert - I'm afraid I ran Jeremy Corbyn over this morning riding his bike"

"Good God man" replied Rupert "That explains all the blood - but why all the landscaping debris"

"Well you see old chap" replied Charles "the bastard tried to escape through the park"

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PostSubject: Re: Joke for 04/09/17   Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:52 am

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PostSubject: Re: Joke for 04/09/17   Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:32 pm

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