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PostSubject: blonde joke recently?   Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:17 pm

A blonde walked into the doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he was obliged to report all gunshot wounds and this was an obvious gunshot wound.

The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, and first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but then I thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridgework done, and I don't want to ruin it, so I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then I thought, wait a minute,I got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them. So then I stuck the gun in my ear and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud..."
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PostSubject: Re: blonde joke recently?   Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:46 am

Sensible girl then...   whistle

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PostSubject: Re: blonde joke recently?   Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:01 am

I would say so  Irene!! to a 2 star lady I would say keep collecting!
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