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PostSubject: the CARP studies!   Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:40 am

CARP study
CARP- Canadian Association of Retired People

Questions and Answers from
CARP Forum

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

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PostSubject: Re: the CARP studies!   Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:31 pm

Nice one davo. I'll bet you have been up all night thinking about those. drumdrum

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