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PostSubject: graves and the irish!   Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:53 am

Two Irishmen walk past a church and start to read the grave stones.

The first Irishman says, "Bloody hell - this fella was 182!"

"Oh yeah?" says the other. "What was his name?"

"Miles, from London."
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PostSubject: Re: graves and the irish!   Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:36 pm

Paddy and Mick had a donkey and they argued about what it was. Mick said it was a donkey and Paddy said it was a mule so they decide to settle the argument in good old Irish fashion with a punch up.
While they were fighting the priest came by stopped the fight and asked them what they were fighting about. On being told that Mick said it was a donkey and Paddy said it was a mule, he said, "According to the Bible that animal is an ass" 
Time passed and the donkey died so Paddy and Mick started digging a hole to bury it. 
Who should happen by again but the priest.
He said, "What are you doing, digging a post hole?"
Paddy replied, "Not according to the Bible"
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