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PostSubject: Klu Klux Klan?   Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:19 am

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across
a lamp partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde
genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The
guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a
golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

After he makes love to all of them, he begins to explore
this fabulous house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet,
he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and
standing there are two persons dressed in ku klux klan outfits. They
drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and
hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods.
It's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, 'i can understand
the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.

But why he wanted to be hung like a black guy is beyond me'
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PostSubject: Re: Klu Klux Klan?   Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:32 am

Ha Ha Ha. Ten out of Ten from me for that one davo. drumdrum

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