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PostSubject: In the library   Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:39 pm

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"



The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I’M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.



The man whispered to her: "I study law and know how to screw people".

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PostSubject: Re: In the library   Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:19 pm

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PostSubject: Re: In the library   Mon Oct 30, 2017 1:03 pm

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PostSubject: Re: In the library   Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:20 am

nice one CM !! I like the psychology of it all - but who really screwed who in the end??
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