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PostSubject: Home security   Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:27 pm

In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries, I have taken down the St. George's flag from beside the house and peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door.

We’ve taken down the CCTV cameras, disconnected our home alarm system, cancelled its connection to the security monitoring service and quit our Neighbourhood Watch.


Instead - I've bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre. 

 
Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house [url=x-apple-data-detectors://0]24/7[/url].


We've never felt safer and we're saving £20 a month.

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PostSubject: Re: Home security   Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:51 pm

I am waiting for the inevitable crime wave to begin....it is a frightening thought
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PostSubject: Re: Home security   Wed Nov 11, 2015 4:11 pm

The above was done on my I pad.  Dont know what the last line about url =x etc means. It is not showing when I try to edit.

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