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PostSubject: DOREEN   Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:41 am

I found this rather funny.


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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:06 am

LOL! Good politics! I was going to start an Apathy Party, but in the end I couldn't be bothered!

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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:05 am



Has Doreen made other video's - that one is a cracker

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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:40 am

AlanHo wrote:


Has Doreen made other video's - that one is a cracker


Several here.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hNzbDP9ll4

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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:54 am

She's got my vote.
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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:18 pm

She is brilliant.drum

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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:31 pm

I just watched 2 more - she really is very good. No good me pinching them for my Aussie forum - they  would never understand her

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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:19 pm

Nice on andsome. drumdrum

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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:06 pm

not sure if I'd want her on my scratch card but I like her choice of metaphors! I used to have an aunty doreen as most of  us must have had and we hated being grabbed and kissed by her at xmas and birthdays!
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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:32 pm

I was put off family gatherings at the age of about 8 or 9.

My father came from North Derbyshire and they don't call it constipation there - it's costive. My father found that cheese made him costive

At a big family do to celebrate my great grandmothers 90th birthday I disgraced myself. My great grandmother came round the party with a plate of cheese nibbles. She offered me some and I was told a few years later by my parents, who were in fits of laughter, that I replied "No thank you great grandmother - it makes me cock stiff"

My parents dined out on it for years - which is why I have an inferiority complex. 

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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:00 am

well funnily enough I was eating a plate of nibbles in Macao of all places once - I may have mentioned it occasionally - there was I sitting stark bollocks naked with a lovely chinese lady similarly clad and she was offering me these cheese nibbles and I became very costive too!

she inquired as she offered me the nibbles with her left hand - are these nibbles making you costive - I said no it's not the nibbles it's what you're doing with your right hand that's worrying me. she said don't worry we get a lot of men with costive in here!
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PostSubject: Re: DOREEN   Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:20 pm

You randy sod.....  drum


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