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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 12:35 am

The new heading , relating to bovine teeth, is quite mystifying in the light of darkness. Only those of us suitably attired in formal ware should be able to comment on the erudite philosophies so often emanating from the hoi polloi of the northern Hemisphere under the guise of degustation and theatrical momentum. The aquisition of our country's vowels by our convict cousins across the Tasman has resulted in us diving into 'swmn pls'  while they dive into 'sweeeeeemin pooools' . Even our recently retired PM call us "Nw Zild".
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:51 am

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The new heading , relating to bovine teeth, is quite mystifying in the light of darkness. Only those of us suitably attired in formal ware should be able to comment on the erudite philosophies so often emanating from the hoi polloi of the northern Hemisphere under the guise of degustation and theatrical momentum. The aquisition of our country's vowels by our convict cousins across the Tasman has resulted in us diving into 'swmn pls'  while they dive into 'sweeeeeemin pooools' . Even our recently retired PM call us "Nw Zild".


love to see you in "formal ware"- as the newly appointed spell checker from OZ has noted!

just finishing off me fush and chups at the moment mate!
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:36 am

Translation please. drum

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:40 am

It says us poms can't pronounce swimming pools proper even though we wear formal underpants

Or summat like that.

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:51 am

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It says us poms can't pronounce swimming pools proper even though we wear formal underpants

Or summat like that.

OH!

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:59 am

Shucks.

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:11 am

The spelling of the new title of this thread doesn't bother me as it is obvious that the wording is deliberate, not just a spelling error.
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:45 am

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It says us poms can't pronounce swimming pools proper even though we wear formal underpants

Or summat like that.

I like Y fronts, only tried one pair of boxer shorts and hated them.

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 2:31 pm

Too much information.  This is a family forum....

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 4:01 pm

My brother's girlfriend used to like wearing his Y fronts.
Could never see Y meself.
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 5:49 pm

I was on a website recently where they kept talking about women knickers all the time - most distressing - some of the sizes quoted were astronomical - bit like the diary film 'bridget jones diary. ' can't see what enjoyable about it all - keep it under lock and key I say!
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 6:17 pm

So you advocate chastity belts do you...?  Bit old fashioned methinks......

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Sun Dec 18, 2016 6:46 pm

Nothing wrong with chastity belts, as long as they're made from chocolate eat2
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