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Ciderman
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 12:35 am | |
| The new heading , relating to bovine teeth, is quite mystifying in the light of darkness. Only those of us suitably attired in formal ware should be able to comment on the erudite philosophies so often emanating from the hoi polloi of the northern Hemisphere under the guise of degustation and theatrical momentum. The aquisition of our country's vowels by our convict cousins across the Tasman has resulted in us diving into 'swmn pls' while they dive into 'sweeeeeemin pooools' . Even our recently retired PM call us "Nw Zild". |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:51 am | |
| - Ciderman wrote:
- The new heading , relating to bovine teeth, is quite mystifying in the light of darkness. Only those of us suitably attired in formal ware should be able to comment on the erudite philosophies so often emanating from the hoi polloi of the northern Hemisphere under the guise of degustation and theatrical momentum. The aquisition of our country's vowels by our convict cousins across the Tasman has resulted in us diving into 'swmn pls' while they dive into 'sweeeeeemin pooools' . Even our recently retired PM call us "Nw Zild".
love to see you in "formal ware"- as the newly appointed spell checker from OZ has noted! just finishing off me fush and chups at the moment mate! |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:36 am | |
| Translation please.  ___________________________________________________ Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:40 am | |
| It says us poms can't pronounce swimming pools proper even though we wear formal underpants
Or summat like that. ___________________________________________________ This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:51 am | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- It says us poms can't pronounce swimming pools proper even though we wear formal underpants
Or summat like that.
OH! ___________________________________________________ Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:59 am | |
| Shucks. ___________________________________________________ This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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-pops-
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Location : Where Surrey, Sussex & Hampshire meet
| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:11 am | |
| The spelling of the new title of this thread doesn't bother me as it is obvious that the wording is deliberate, not just a spelling error. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:45 am | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- It says us poms can't pronounce swimming pools proper even though we wear formal underpants
Or summat like that.
I like Y fronts, only tried one pair of boxer shorts and hated them. ___________________________________________________ Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 2:31 pm | |
| Too much information. This is a family forum....  ___________________________________________________ This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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sags
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Join date : 2014-09-24
Location : Pork Chop Hill
| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 4:01 pm | |
| My brother's girlfriend used to like wearing his Y fronts.
Could never see Y meself. |
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davo
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Location : OZ
| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 5:49 pm | |
| I was on a website recently where they kept talking about women knickers all the time - most distressing - some of the sizes quoted were astronomical - bit like the diary film 'bridget jones diary. ' can't see what enjoyable about it all - keep it under lock and key I say! |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 6:17 pm | |
| So you advocate chastity belts do you...? Bit old fashioned methinks......  ___________________________________________________ This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 6:46 pm | |
| Nothing wrong with chastity belts, as long as they're made from chocolate  |
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