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malcolm
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 | | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 6:46 pm | |
| Nothing wrong with chastity belts, as long as they're made from chocolate  |
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AlanHo
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Location : Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 6:55 pm | |
| Bad lad - but I like you...................  ___________________________________________________ This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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davo
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Location : OZ
| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:29 pm | |
| I once had a link [haven't we all] about old Baghdad before all the troubles - it had vast public libraries that were all destroyed in some war, and all religious groups were accommodated and welcomed in the city. but I digress - in the same article they talked about the sexy behaviors of the Baghdadians in those days - women of course were confined to the house but in the evening - o la la - it related that the women wore chastity like garments beautifully manufactured in edible materials which the husband would devour with passion. other garments had sparkling lights inserted rather like our xmas lights that twinkle on and off. all the items could be bought in Baghdad shops - now apart from keeping women in the home all day [and why not someone has to clean the bloody place] what is different from the West? |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:11 am | |
| the monsoon rain is back again - lovely to see it but I have to make a run west soon for 200kms and the roads do get swamped quickly up here - well it will be here or there that's for sure! I won't get all hung up about it  |
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andsome
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Join date : 2014-09-24
Age : 81
Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:32 am | |
| - malcolm wrote:
- Nothing wrong with chastity belts, as long as they're made from chocolate
Mint flavoured chocolate please. ___________________________________________________ Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:19 am | |
| slightly roasted beaver - well singed rather than roasted with a nice cum in dressing? |
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davo
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Tue Dec 20, 2016 8:37 am | |
| I just love the weather in the 'wet' season - it can change six times in one day - monsoonal rain this am for 20 mins - as if to say - "well that's enough isn't it to be goin on with - now get on with the rest" it then left is with 'warm cloud cover' so temp climbed to 34C with no sun for a while but cloud cover in which you can still get sunburned. then the sun started breaking thr0ugh - almost rainbow weather and no more rain - anything could happen this evening and night of course but I should get a good run to the coast tomorrow with no major holdups! |
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Gandalph
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Location : Duns. Scottish Borders
| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:29 pm | |
| I remember (very well) trudging through the Jungle in Borneo in the 60's, being in the Army, with my Poncho on during the monsoon season and it was no laughing matter. The Rain belted down and we had to try and stay dry during this lot. It bloody rained for hours on end. We had to try and keep our rifles dry of course. We kept them under out Poncho's pointing down and you would be surprised at how many of our blokes ended up with a bullet hole through their foot. How, I don't know. The mud was comeing down the jungle track to meet us trying to get up the hill side, especially in Sabah which is all Mountain Range. Oh for the good old day's. Luckily it was only Monsoon season from November to the end of March. If ever I catch that bloody Urangutan that nicked my Jungle hat it will be in for a roasting.
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:45 pm | |
| - Gandalph wrote:
- I remember (very well) trudging through the Jungle in Borneo in the 60's, being in the Army, with my Poncho on during the monsoon season and it was no laughing matter. The Rain belted down and we had to try and stay dry during this lot. It bloody rained for hours on end. We had to try and keep our rifles dry of course. We kept them under out Poncho's pointing down and you would be surprised at how many of our blokes ended up with a bullet hole through their foot. How, I don't know. The mud was comeing down the jungle track to meet us trying to get up the hill side, especially in Sabah which is all Mountain Range. Oh for the good old day's. Luckily it was only Monsoon season from November to the end of March. If ever I catch that bloody Urangutan that nicked my Jungle hat it will be in for a roasting.
I wonder what they taste like roasted. ___________________________________________________ Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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Gandalph
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| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:47 pm | |
| If evr I find the damn thing I will let you know andsome.
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Nearly as good looking as andsome.
Save a tree, eat a Beaver.
Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe".
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andsome
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Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:09 pm | |
| - Gandalph wrote:
- If evr I find the damn thing I will let you know andsome.
It would need skinning first of course. How big is your oven? ___________________________________________________ Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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malcolm
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Posts : 3056
Join date : 2014-09-23
Age : 72
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:25 pm | |
| Tastes a bit like chimpanzee I beleive  |
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