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PostSubject: Simon Cowell declared bankrupt   Sun Oct 12, 2014 9:13 am

Sources close to Simon Cowell have reported that he is down to his last twenty quid and has been declared bankrupt after blowing his fortune on hair transplants botox and false tan. drum
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PostSubject: Re: Simon Cowell declared bankrupt   Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:09 am

A thoroughly unlikeable character.

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PostSubject: Re: Simon Cowell declared bankrupt   Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:12 am

Aw - you jest Malcolm (don't you?)

Actually he was bankrupt once and rebuilt his empire from nothing... You have to admire him for that.
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PostSubject: Re: Simon Cowell declared bankrupt   Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:20 am

Carol this is a spoof topic to fool the google bot into giving us a mention
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PostSubject: Re: Simon Cowell declared bankrupt   Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:41 pm

malcolm wrote:
Sources close to Simon Cowell have reported that he is down to his last twenty quid and has been declared bankrupt after blowing his fortune on hair transplants botox and false tan. drum
Allegedly, that there Sinita had a hand in his downfall - she found out where he kept his credit cards (tucked into the waistband of his trouser so they could be next to his heart) and blew most of his savings on a private yacht which she crashed into a reef off the southern coast of Australia and wrote off, and singing lessons that didn't work. The yacht wasn't insured so it was a total write off and Sinita's singing instructor sued her (and won) for damages done to his eardrums. The damages were paid off with the remainder of Cowell's savings thus rendering him totally brassic.
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PostSubject: Re: Simon Cowell declared bankrupt   Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:08 pm

oh dear will he be on beans on toast, shame !!
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