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PostSubject: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:29 am

Men [well most] seem to have a lifelong interest in female mammalia [teat paps – coined by Carl Linnaeus in 1758,] It starts of course with breast feeding at birth [unfortunately I missed out on this but it didn’t seem to reduce my interest in female breasts [man paps I find disgusting!]


At birth we spend many long hrs, days and months stuck on each one in turn and it must be the closest thing to heaven perhaps. But then we are wrenched from this joy of joys [mind you I have known children still breast feeding at 2/3 yrs old [lucky buggers!]


Boys and breasts seem to go into hibernation until their teenage days and their hormonally charged interest in girls and the emergence of mammalia!

Say no more from then on they want them back again [don’t they ladies] even to the point of grabbing! However they are soon taught how to behavior properly. They are then faced with marriage and new born babies and watching some little mongrel grabbing at the breast they want. It is just damned unfair.


However for those who chose no babies then the table is clear – they are all yours. You can of course pay to see them and touch them but that is just vulgar IMO. Watching them wave about on a young thing on a stage is very frustrating to say the least.



I once has the misfortune to sit at bars in Hong Kong and be served by such bare breasted wenches where the mammalia hung into my ashtray. No thank you not touching that now.


I think we finally give up at the age of [insert your own age] and accept that low slung must be unsung.
Now ladies did you ever realize that you have been tormenting us for so long?


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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 2:57 am

It's interesting that visuals of mammaries releases endorphins in the male, without even touching. I am always inclined to think that there must be some evolutionary benefit for most of such things and yet as I may have mentioned before, you never see a bull nuzzling a cows udder so why is it so important to us. Most animals, it seems, are inspired by smell and maybe it's because we have lost the intense sense from our olfactory equipment. It's a bit like taking a dog for a walk and not allowing him/her to sniff at things. I feel this would be rather like asking us to fly over the Southern Alps with our eyes shut.
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:10 am

glad to see ya keepin a breast of things CM cool
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:14 am

I must admit that I do like to see a nice pair....not big and pendulous but small and pert and sexy, bra-less and covered by a clingy t-shirt or satin blouse. yes murgs dance cool batman
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:22 am

That young lady on the bicycle must be crazy!     A highly dangerous practice! 

However, why is it that although some men like women's breasts, others are attracted by bottoms? 
... and my next question has to be:  What is your preference?  smile

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:29 am

They are not mutually exclusive !
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:48 am

My DH says that he was always attracted to my rear-end shape. 
I have always thought it was and is too big - pear-shaped figure I think it was called. 

Whenever I put on weight, it seems to me to all go onto my rear; when I lose weight it goes from the other appendages.   oh no

The other problem with the upper regions is that when I was young they pointed North, whereas now (and I hate to admit it) but they point South

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:40 am

Where's andsome? He is the oracle on this subject.

My late wife had 2 mastectomies - the first at age 36 the second at 44 which made her no less a person but is a drastic way of losing weight.

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:26 am

malcolm wrote:
I must admit that I do like to see a nice pair....not big and pendulous but small and pert and sexy, bra-less and covered by a clingy t-shirt or satin blouse. yes murgs dance cool batman


fgs mal that's a tall order or should I say to the point? - anyways CM you seem to have a good monopoly down your neck of the woods - are there any on bikes without the hanging kids?? - Mal do you want them fresh or will you take male order?? eat2


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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:29 am

Irene wrote:
That young lady on the bicycle must be crazy!     A highly dangerous practice! 

However, why is it that although some men like women's breasts, others are attracted by bottoms? 
... and my next question has to be:  What is your preference?  smile


well I do have some African friends and the males definitely go mad about bottoms rather than boobs - when I asked them why they couldn't quite explain but their tongues were whisking back and too across their lips!!
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:56 am

Irene wrote:
That young lady on the bicycle must be crazy!     A highly dangerous practice! 

However, why is it that although some men like women's breasts, others are attracted by bottoms? 
... and my next question has to be:  What is your preference?  smile


I Like both, but boobs are my favourite. hat

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:21 pm

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My late wife had 2 mastectomies - the first at age 36 the second at 44 which made her no less a person but is a drastic way of losing weight.

Sad events, Alan. cry  
It must be so very difficult for that to happen any lady.  They must have to be extremely brave.  The support from husband/partner would be invaluable.

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