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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:02 pm

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I do like to admire a chaps nice bum. For years it kept me watching rugby .. especially the scrums.

Me too!!

I think my hubby has assumed that I like rugby, little does he know.  whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:11 pm

A sensible flat chested girl should wear a T Shirt inscribed "In Case of Sex - This Way Up" yes

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:13 pm

Not ginormous ones though,shape is better than gross size.

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:15 pm

It's cuz you have little hands...... drum

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:23 pm

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It's cuz you have little hands...... drum

I have rather large hands actually, and like to feel that I can fully encircle. drum

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:32 pm

Encircle what - may I ask.

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:41 pm

A Maori friend of mine once told me that if you are ever finding yourself eating people, always go for the female carcase as the subcutaneous fat results in delicious crispy crackling. yes

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:01 pm

Irene wrote:
My DH says that he was always attracted to my rear-end shape. 
I have always thought it was and is too big - pear-shaped figure I think it was called. 

Whenever I put on weight, it seems to me to all go onto my rear; when I lose weight it goes from the other appendages.   oh no

The other problem with the upper regions is that when I was young they pointed North, whereas now (and I hate to admit it) but they point South


case of a sinking breastix is it?? hat
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:04 pm

When we 'boil it all down' ...... superfluous fatty tissue.
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:12 pm

well when I started this thread I was anticipating a serious discussion but now it seems to have denigrated into "tits, bums and bumps a daisy" I do hope we can raise them up again? drum [ we've lost that uplifting feelin ;whoa that uplifting feelin and it;s drooped drooped drooped woh!!]
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:10 pm

I missed out --my grandmother brought me up shy

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:06 pm

Davo - My first post in this thread was deadly serious and entirely in keeping with your intentions - but I got led astray by Malcolm. ....

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:21 pm

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Davo - My first post in this thread was deadly serious and entirely in keeping with your intentions - but I got led astray by Malcolm. ....


yes he's got a very descriptive mind we could sit around askin hm to repeat it for hrs. sure ya name aint adam?? batman
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