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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:23 pm

I wasn't boasting - I'm complaining.

The only consolation is that andsome can't outdo us........ yes morn 

He might groan though - or perhaps give a deep regretful sigh
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:11 pm

I am VERY satisfied with my one. hat

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:46 pm

That's nice

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:21 pm

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That's nice

You mean SHE is nice. hat

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:01 pm

The quirk in my marital history is that, although I have been legally married four times and legally divorced three times, my first is also my fourth.  So I must have got it right first time!? ...even though I was only 19 years old at the time and my DH was only 21.

Also, another particular advantage is that we both only have children from our first around.  Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:22 pm

No wonder you are wealthy after all those rip offs settlements

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:06 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:07 pm

AlanHo wrote:
No wonder you are wealthy after all those rip offs settlements

I wish!

In your dreams!

Any wealth which I have, has been generated by myself.   angry

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:21 pm

I can offer you a free mammogram if that's any help..............

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:58 pm

Yes I was  saying to Irene only the other day, when it was her turn to be CEO, we were finding it difficult to attend the board meetings of BP, Bayer and General Motors when they conflicted with meetings of OMCOF (Organisation of Mentally Challenged Old Farts)

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:42 am

Irene wrote:
The quirk in my marital history is that, although I have been legally married four times and legally divorced three times, my first is also my fourth.  So I must have got it right first time!? ...even though I was only 19 years old at the time and my DH was only 21.

Also, another particular advantage is that we both only have children from our first around.  Wink


what a lovely story Irene - wished it had happened to me like that - I lost the best one before I got married - let her slip between my fingers!  blowkiss
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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:21 pm

With my short span memory I'm having a job keeping abreast of this thread.

I'm feeling a bit of a boob.

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PostSubject: Re: Breasts   Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:26 pm

AlanHo wrote:
With my short span memory I'm having a job keeping abreast of this thread.

I'm feeling a bit of a boob.

One of my favourite pastimes hat

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