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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:35 pm

you old fox you!

didn't John Lennon sing a song about Dirty Sadie?
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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:00 am

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I have it on good authority that er indoors removed all the mirrors from your house to hide the truth from you.

Someone has lied to you, that was Dracula's castle where that happened.

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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:18 am

So that's where she got the idea from.

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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:04 am

Like most women she is too vain to do without mirrors.

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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:07 am

Fairy nuff.

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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:21 pm

is andsome really a fairy nuff" ??
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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:57 am

Here she is in all her glory.


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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:18 am

THat's nt a fairy - it hasn't got a wand with a little star at the end

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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:40 pm

wouldn't mind clippin her wings though!
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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:55 pm

You will need andsome's permission.

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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:24 pm

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You will need andsome's permission.

He had better leave her alone.affraid

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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:45 pm

So where is this new car Alan, and when do you collect it .
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PostSubject: Re: My Car History   Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:17 pm

It is sitting at Immingham docks where it gets its PDi before being transported to the dealer.

The person buying our present car is on holiday and since we have a single garage I don't want 2 cars. Much as I like a new toy - it can wait until the Venga goes to its new home.

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